This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
theinternetghostshavetakenover:
LOSING MY SHIT
;LKNSNDG I THIN K I JUST HIT MY HEAD AgAINST THE DESK FROM CRYINGOG:MNDSK
dYINHG
IM GONNA VOMIT
SWEET JESUS CIRHST
Touché
Usually when I see all this ^ It’s never actually funny, but this actually made me chuckle.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude